Adapting Bubuloimare
Marnie ...
I know we agreed to take a break
and it was a fantastic idea, God ...
Both gave us the opportunity to experience
and to meet new and interesting people ...
You have experienced little more than me.
Much more. You're like a scientist with experience of ...
But obviously I do not mind. Because I believe that we are now
stronger, but the job is Marnie, it's been two years.
This is a long pause.
And are ready to spend time together.
I miss you.
I miss us.
I have something for you.
What do you think?
Oh, man ...
It's depressing. It's really depressing.
It's horrible to see you man ... so ..
I think it is very nice. How does it work?
- What's that? - I bought it for Valentines Day
Before he broke up with me. Stainer, I know you do not really like ...
No, no! A hate. In fact, when you break it with it, I noted in the calendar ...
As a celebration that a celebration with a cake
with her face, and instead eat it, crush it.
You can get something better. You deserve something better.
Thanks, but I saw how it there and I do not think that there is something better.
What do you mean you were there? When you leave the apartment?
I went to 4 different meetings, three girls,
and a guy I do not know who they were
their intentions, but it was good, discussed, search for a friend.
- You know what your problem is, Kirk? - What?
- You're a homopudel. - A homopudel?
A man-poodle. Girls want you Take a walk, they want to feed you,
to comfort you, but make no mistake. Nobody wants to sleep with homopudel.
- No, seriously. He's right. - I'm telling you ... if you want to Marnie back
she must believe that, since you broke
Your life was a continual carnival.
Or you could be ... who you are.
Why not enough?
Why not put your balls here, buddy?
Translation Florin - thin
Synchronized and corrected by Criss_06
- A carnival? Seriously, Kirk? - Yes. It was incredible.
It was crazy. But I did care. I always used protection.
Sometimes double, to be sure that there are no leaks.
For ... gonorrhea herpes and other things ...
I do not want that.
I'm glad you did so well with the girls.
The truth is that I want to give all aside and return to you.
Kirk, you know I'm now Ron.
Are entangled ways.
Kirk, apparently doing well.
Yes.
Thank you, Ron. But we were in the middle of something.
You want to talk? No problem. I'll be in the other room.
Thank you, partner.
Sorry, one more thing. You and salsa?
'll Look for yourself. BAFTA piratule.
- Marnie're with that guy? - That guy is a businessman.
- Ron has a pizzeria. - This is a business.
It's not even a pizzeria true. Is a pizza express.
Working at guard airport with your friends
shit, that do not makes you almost pilot.
I brought you something. In old times When I made that tape mixed ...
That's the coolest thing. Happy Valentines Day!
- For 2 years now. - Hey, baby. Is everything all right?
- Yes. - God! What's this?
I think it's an ashtray.
- No, is that you keep your earrings. - Or for that.
Kirk, please do not make a scene. It has been long gone.
For God, Mom! Little privacy, please.
- It's okay, Mrs. Kettner. All right.
Kirk, you know I do not talk to my parents and I was the first great your family
basically I was adopted when I broke the relationship. I love you.
- Marnie and I love you. - Let me finish.
I love you like I love ... TV.
- I love you like I love pizza. - Superfast!
- Hey! Dylan! - Oh, God!
Leave your brother alone!
Endure, motherfucker! Yes, there are good anything, fagot!
Mom.
Grab Romeo. You be Porsche. Come.
- Come with us, piratule? - No, thank you.
- Will and Chris Tucker. - Yes, I think skipping.
- I see the words out of my mouth? - Chris Tucker, right?
- Mom, I imitated Chris Tucker. - That's nice.
Come on, come on, come on.
Do you know? It's great for ...
Tickets and passports sight, please.
Go.
May be. Thanks coming, Kettner.
I'm sorry I'm late.
- It would be nice to have a good excuse? - No.
Just think, invent something.
- No. - Interesting.
Look at this!
Take some flowers, champagne cheap ...
Thank you, Mr. Freedman. See you tomorrow.
Have a nice flight.
Tickets and passports sight. Hey.
- Hey! - Ailo, alo ... New York, right?
- Big ... City. - Big Apple.
Big Apple City. I was much times there, because I played there.
- I play in a band. Lead a band. - Hey, Stainer. You got numbers ...
- For new flight procedures. - This is Randy.
- How are you? - Well, everything is in order.
Thank you.
- Do you need help? - No.
Flattery. Now get it back in the trash.
- It is a memorandum. - Take him back to the trash!
- Tickets and passports, please. - Next!
- Madam, shoes. - I apologize.
Let us proceed Let down and strap.
Mouse have piercings? Who need to know?
- Late. - Come and see what he says detector?
Thank you.
No, not so fast. Mrs go in the control area, please.
- Why Fuller? - You never know.
Just stopping detector tie over your needle.
No, I did not.
- Yes, you did. - Well, I'll be watching you.
These guys have who work here?
Yes, and it happens to be my boss.
Thanks for that you have angry boss for me.
Please, anytime.
- Molly! Ticket. - Thank you ... Kirk.
Kirk?
- Honey, was to leave without you. - I think I forgot my phone's security.
Calm down. I'll call.
- Hello? - Who is?
I do not know, maybe a guy with a new I-phone. Who's there?
I do not know, perhaps the your worst nightmare.
- Stop it. - It's okay.
Hello? Thank God that you took phone. My name is Molly McCleish.
- I remember. You get it immediately. - We're about to take off.
Sorry, should not talk phone. Airplane bad.
Sorry, you doctor planes? No? Then shut the hell up!
- Well, you go to the lost. - You could keep him? Back tomorrow.
organized a party at the Museum of Art. Can we meet there?
Yes, of course. I know exactly where is. It's on the way home.
Sir?
- Talk on the phone. - Hey, mind your own business!
Must go.
- This is your night, Kirky! - I return a lost object ...
- To another human being. - Come on, man, you must be optimistic.
It's exciting! A night full possible. I can smell them.
- You know what this reminds me of? - Why?
Of when Aladin wanted
have a meet Princess Jasmin.
- What? - You're on the street
and that's palace.
All right. Then what are you?
- I am spirit. - Why am I so nervous?
It's stupid. To put end this. Let's go!
Yes. Let's take the magic carpet.
- Wendy! - Congratulations! That's incredible party
Is not it?
- Hey! Sorry I'm late. - Beautiful, Katie. Looks elegant!
I gathered many to washing. And that's the only one I have left.
- Want to get it out? - No!
Go walk with tray.
You know what they say, slăbănoago?
Excuse me. I'm looking for Molly McCleish.
- Are you here to arrest her? - No.
- What about you? I'll be searched? - No, not security.
- I can make you a discount if you wish. - Molly is my sister. There.
Thank you.
- Good. - Good.
- This is Patty. - Good.
- This is my friend, Devon. - Princess Jasmin.
- Here phone. - Thank God! Thank you.
- You saved my life. - No, please.
It was not a big deal. I think now gone.
- We're not dressed for it. - No, it's okay. Should stay,
to drink something.
Give me a second. Take a drink, but not in tray
from my sister.
What's up, grăsutule?
- What did he say? - I think your friend is good.
Yeah, sure.
Kirk Seriously, do not play with Me. I need this.
Devon, I would not play with you. He said ... "I think your friend is good."
- Yes? - Yes.
- Yeah! - Stop it!
- Yeah! - No, no, no ...
Have a happy marriage, we both know that a n a s misled Karen.
Yes, you're right. No need. Do you know why? Cause girl
think they are good. Do not say anything Karen's about it.
- Appetizers? - Yes, of course.
I dropped earlier, but you know, we have put in place.
Okay, thank you very much.
As you wish.
Damn!
- What are you doing? - I'm sorry, sir ...
What?
- I do not know. - Katie!
No, Katie. That's my fault.
- I'm so sorry. - Show me invitations?
Can I see your invitation?
I've been very inspired by museum director.
True, but would have to go to such cultural events more often.
Kirk! God! Patty told me what happened. What can I say.
I'm sorry.
My reputation in the artistic community to be achieved ...
- But I think I'll get over it. - I would like to make it up.
- Are you free tomorrow night? - D. .., yes. Yes.
Because we have extra tickets Penguins at the Islanders game.
- Do you like hockey? - If I do? Yes, I do.
Okay! There are two tickets, So you can bring a friend.
- Thank you. It's great. - What are good places.
All right.
- Bye. - Bye.
- Good night!
Goodbye, dear princess, until our magic carpet
comes from the Agrabad Wonderland Cave ...
For a night of love ... and hockey.
- I'll take Stainer. - Really?
No, not like me. There are few things in life that are absolutely safe.
- This chick does not like me. - Do not be so pessimistic.
I'm not a pessimist. It's like saying that I will not ever go a month and ...
- I'm okay with that. - I want to go on the moon? Nonsense!
No, I never walk on the moon and it's good,
not because I expect they do.
Do not know. With this technology ... Can you go to the moon.
- He's right. - Girl ...
- It's hell. - You said the same about Marnie.
- Marnie was a mess. - Hey, Marnie!
Marnie talking about names, such that, unfortunately, not very used.
- Fuck you, Stainer! - I'm not done.
Used rather miserable.
- Kirk, go to Branson next month? - I think not.
Because we have invited me and Ron and I want to go but
'll be weird for you.
In fact we could use a travel and especially to Branson,
but everything depends on you.
Yes. Should go. It's fun.
Thank you. All right.
He takes on her new boyfriend to Branson, with your parents.
Do not know whether to laugh or cry.
- Thank you. - I got $ 20.
Four beers, please. Three? Two?
- It looks cute. - It was all my money.
- God! Is here. - What? It's that chick from the airport?
Yes, I thought that I will appear. Hi!
- You received tickets, are right? - Yes, thank you very much.
Super. You remember Patty?
- Good. - Good. Course.
Do not think it will come. That's incredible.
- Good. - Stainer.
- What? - Stainer.
- What! - Stainer!
His name is Stainer.
How to not.
It's just a nickname. It means nothing. It's ... Greg.
- You look like a former high school classmate. - What high school? Maybe I was.
- No, he's in a coma. - Oh! Where the hell are the beers?
- Okay, I'll meet you at places. - Perfect.
- Kirk, Molly is rock solid. - Yes, I know.
See what's going on? Engages you with her slut girlfriend.
It will be perfect for you because I know you like whores.
No, not you. Patty is a whore. E. .. different.
Yes, it's different because it bitch and others are not.
- Come on Dale, the ice man! - Yeah, come on, you idiot!
Sorry. I yelled player that is attacked and for some reason it's defense.
But you realize it's there to convert a penalty kick?
- Actually that's what happens. - Let butt off!
- Was it good? - Yes.
- I love her hockey strategy. - Yes.
Hey, Molly. That player you know?
- Putin. - Putin?
Come on, get up! You're the shit!
Bring a drink. I'll bring some beer, boys.
All right.
Understand what is happening. Yes, "you bring some beer with you."
You two stay here. Discuss.
Hey.
Eternal pause.
Look, Kirk, since we stayed alone, Molly tried to engage me,
it brought me here tonight,
but honestly, I'm not interested. No offense.
I do not mind. I suppose 'm not your type.
- Talking about Stainer. - What?
Do you think we have a double date or so?
- Yes ... - But that would mean that Molly ...
- No. - Yes.
Kirk, Molly likes you.
Kirk, I love you, but it is impossible as Molly wants you.
Why would a girlfriend and would give you two tickets?
Well, Molly brought her Patty for you
but Patty thought you were an idiot.
Now you really went crazy. You're saying the hottest girl in my life
wants you and a hamburger And I do not want me?
Listen to what you say. Fuck you!
- An impressive accomplishment Kirk. - Sure. This happens when
Jack will sleep with your wife.
- Already happened? - Basically, yes.
- I'm sorry. - You want to talk or play?
All I'm saying is that this girl is Superb, I do not want to judge him on Kirk ...
- But this guy is completely over. - Hey, you idiot!
- Idiot? - Yes, I will throw first.
- Okay, I'm sorry. - For God's sake!
- What happened? - Waiting to turn.
Really?
With all the noise and nonsense Still, my friend
it's so fun in your peripheral vision.
- Calm down, Stainer. - No problem.
Go ahead, then.
- Let's see now! - Bastard.
- You think you're tough, tough guy? - Yes, asshole.
Bastard!
I'm sorry.
So, I love Kirk but not worth more than 5.
Stainer not think you're sorry. Even a 6.
A 6? Say what you want, but I'm honest.
Come on, it's not bad. Another half point because it is nice.
And that's half the fun. Making a total of 6. Devon is right.
But that's bullshit The car ... Subtract a point.
- What's wrong with my Neon? - I do not know, except that,
people do not like that car. So, back to 5.
Meanwhile, Molly is a 10 a good. And this difference of 5 points
is a huge gap.
- Gap? - Cliff.
And you can not jump more than two points.
- How do you get this crap? - Believe me, Kirk ...
- I do not get a 10. - Not even you, is not it?
- I am 6! Okay? - Damn 6. How I am?
- You 8. - Okay. Sounds good.
But I still get a point because they are in a band.
Are you in a band of imitators. I'm sure it does not matter.
Adult Education is a band tributaries. It ascends me 7.
In a good day, can reaches 9.
- But your stupid car? - One artist shall not be taken
into account the car.
No mention of exceptions artists you mention.
It's called "rock star". Look in the dictionary.
It's there. Next to "go to hell".
Guys, I think is ridiculous. If someone really loves you when you're 10.
God! Who are you, Hannah Montana?
Because everything say now, does it help Kirk.
What?
Hello? Hi, Molly. Well, what about you?
What did he say, Kirk?
I think he asked me to get out.
Bravo, Kirkeri!
He said something about Wendy she believes are good?
No. - Damn! I wonder if it's on Facebook.
- Devon, are you on Facebook? - Yes, I am 37 friends.
Awesome.
Mol! How about this for Your meeting tonight?
Katie is the most disgusting thing that I saw in my life.
Wait, you have a date? With Kirk?
- Well, when you phone out? - I.
No, really. Employment or your aunt died.
- I'm gonna need. - As you wish.
- What is your problem with Kirk? - I have no problem with Kirk.
I have a problem with Your meeting with Kirk.
Why?
You went out with Cam and have suffered So you chose someone like Kirk
because it is safe.
Yeah, or maybe because it is a nice guy.
It's great! But we both know that is not your type that you get.
Yes, I know.
Damn!
Hey! What happened? You look terrible, besides that.
Last night I slept about 30 minutes. What will you talk to Molly tonight?
I'll talk about beauty its ridiculous for 2 hours?
- I do not know. You did well to hockey. - Because I thought I had no chance.
But now asked me to get out. I do not understand.
Why I asked?
- Are you dying? - What?
Maybe it's a benefactor
a desire to fulfill your rich before he died? As in Great Expectations.
- Have you read the book? - Yeah, man.
- It's so weird! - I'm not sick.
- Thank you for your care. - It is a riddle.
Tell me about it.
- Come on there better. - Who?
What? Nobody. A girl I hooked I was drunk. She's a psychopath.
- This is faster. - What?
This place is great. I tried to think about whether
I've never been here before or not. It really silver? It's beautiful.
It's a great place. It's open ...
As a television show.
- Are you nervous? - Yes.
Madam, ...
- Less light, s'il vous plait. - Biensur.
- You speak French? - Putin.
- Perhaps I asked how to get to the beach. - Fantastic.
Any other hidden talents I should know about?
- I'm a lawyer. - Are you a lawyer?
- Well, no ... There are ... - Excuse me for a moment.
Lord, Lord! Be right back.
Excuse me, ma'am. Forgot your clothes. - Thank you.
Thank you again.
No, I do not work here. I just returned coat.
- Thank you. - Have a good night.
Thank you.
- Sorry. - Sorry, mate.
- Good night. - Good night.
- Good night! - Good night.
- Cam? - Mol?
- See you there. - I think you're still in New York.
Negative. We arrived this morning.
Hi!
- This is Kirk. - Hey, buddy. Thank you.
- Can I help? - I'll have a whiskey and Mrs. ...
A dry martini with three olives. Thank you. Her favorites.
- I think that is a mistake. - What?
He's with me.
An honest mistake. I'm sorry. Here you go.
Cam, he is Kirk.
- Good to meet you, sir! - Nice to meet you, sir.
- Cam. It's short for Cameron? - No.
Why would that be?
What fun! Your friend is funny, Molly.
Thank you. Thank you.
- See you next week? - Patty and I work
an exhibition and Cam's liaison.
Liaison? Are more than that.
Molly and me I went out together.
So ... I left. Nice Knowledge. See you, honey.
- Goodbye. - Goodbye, Cam.
- Looks great. Really. - We order?
- Yes. - Okay.
I intern at a law firm, while I was in college ...
And asked if this was what I wanted from life.
Then I offered to organize
party at the end year and I liked it.
So I resigned, and entered
Patty business.
Did you find something you like, it's amazing.
Yes, it's amazing. But enough about me. What about you?
I? Born and raised in Pittsburgh.
I was going to go to college, but my father
decided to buy a pool. Stainer me get the job done
guard the airport and the rest is rock-n-roll.
- Bodyguards today will be tomorrow? - Well, I do not know ...
Sometimes when you are at work I look out the window and see
decolând those planes, flying to some places and I thought that
I could do that, whether as passenger planes
or goods, I like this sense of freedom.
Yes.
- I know what you mean. - Well, that's my secret.
- You should do this, Kirk. - Thank you. It's easy for you.
- Have you changed job immediately. - No. Parents do not know that I gave up.
No. Dad's old-fashioned guy.
It's about security, stable salary ...
And I think we have a communication problems and ...
I wish you were not so, and maybe someday there will be.
Yes.
- No answer? - Okay.
- You know what? It's okay. - Really?
Yes.
Molly McCleish. I'm sorry can answer. I will call you back.
What?
I've never ever been led home by a waiter.
- No, not happening. - Right
- I had better. - Yes?
- Yes. - I thank you.
- Do you think about Cam, huh? - No. About what?
I forgot how good show what is hydrated skin.
Well ... belt is ... defective. Let me help you.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
You kissed? She, with her mouth you kissed? Intentionally?
- Yes, I know. - I am so happy for you, Kirky.
I do not, I'm nervous.
I mean, I feel like the universe came of control. One of us will die.
What next? The next step? I mean sexual relations Devon.
Well, you come to the table Sunday with my parents.
- What? - Why?
You can not do that. You jump over six steps.
- She asked me, I did not know what to tell him. - That solves everything.
20 minutes with your family and asked warrant restriction.
Are safe.
He said something about Wendy? How he likes me?
Move, move, move ...
- Dad? Mom? - I'm talking about.
Hi, honey.
- Good. I am the mother of Kirk. - Good. I'm Molly.
Hey.
- Nice ... - He knows you.
- Yes. Hey. Pleasure is mine. - Thank you.
- Can I go to the bathroom? - There, dear.
- Thank you. Have to go to the bathroom. - Yes.
- In there? - Yes, there.
And not the number one draw.
- What? - Nothing!
God, Dad! 's Guest. You can not make an exception?
We have a very delicate plant.
- Honey, it's very beautiful. - You want to look at TV.
- Hit! - From first.
I was told that you will not be here, you had a job.
Leroy fired him again.
Like him, I came never drank at work.
I brought a girl with me, so that
I beg of soul, Do not be an idiot.
- I do what you want. - Competition kicks at goal.
- How did I do? - Only 58 seconds.
Damn!
- Hey, partner. - Ron, you are here, so ...
- Who wants, who wants? It shows. - Oh, yes!
- Slowly, boys! - Erections patrol!
- Hey, Kirk. - Good. It's Molly.
Molly, he's my brother Dylan. His fiancee, Debbie.
- And ... Marnie and Ron. - Hi all.
Asa welcomes her Molly.
- Who are you? - The Molly.
- Why is this? - He came to me.
- You hit the car or something? - No, but thanks for asking.
- Are social assistance? - No.
- I was evicted? - No.
- You bitch? - Dylan!
I mean prostitutes.
- God! - No.
Kirk and I took dinner last night and told me that it
gather with family, and Been a while since
I have not had dinner in the family, So ... I hope you do not mind.
So I invited myself.
- Come here, girl! - No, I swimsuit.
You can come in underwear is like a bikini. Covers all parts.
- Yes, underwear is good. - Ron!
It's like old times.
Underwear would be good, if I wear it.
- The table is ready! - Coming!
- Mama cooks great. - Super.
After you.
- Sure you do not want, Dad? - What do you think, just sponsor?
I did not compliment Ron sweater. Something!
Dylan, you know, I think that if you apologize, Leroy will get back.
Damn it! In any case, I already have a plan million.
'll Want to check this out.
Man, can transform any car in 15 minutes, so ...
- Yes! Do you know why? - No.
Two words.
- Global warming. - Actually Dylan, as the film
"The Day After Tomorrow" the world is cooling.
Yes.
What are you doing? How are you? Need help with ... Damn!
- Do not wear underwear? - Dylan!
- Deborah, all we think about it. - If you think any strategy
- Starting, I will not be offended. - No, not going anywhere.
- What do you do? - Organize events.
- See? That's the deal. - Use your brain.
- Thank you, Dylan. - Expected to finish.
Bring a band, inflate some balloons, people pay more for that, right?
Yes.
I do not wear underwear.
Molly, look ...
Debbie and I are taking. How much money is needed for a wedding?
- Dylan, it seems a little inappropriate? - Do little conversation,
So do not get upset, Kirk.
No problem. Much affect the price of a wedding.
We have about 100 guests and we will do all NASCAR theme in Las Vegas.
I'll make a printed dress with flags, tight-fitting and Dylan
will have an orange tuxedo with logo on the back ... HomeDepot.
You have not seen anything like this, right? How much?
The base price is 15,000, the 100 guests, I imagine that will be
around $ 50,000.
- Bullshit! What? - Bullshit!
- Bullshit!
That's a bunch of 15 minutes transformation, not you, Dylan?
- Live in style, right? - Sometimes.
And your head on your shoulders. And not wearing underwear.
- What are you doing with this idiot? - Dylan!
- Good question! - That's a good question?
- Molly, I'm sorry. - It's okay. You know ... I mean ...
I do not know ... I really do not know.
Makes me laugh, not trying to impress
with him, I can be myself.
How sweet!
- You take care of it. - Makes you laugh? Are you a comedian?
- Tell us a joke, Sinbad. - I understand what you say, Molly.
That's the curse to be an attractive woman. We always men put on
a pedestal waiting to be what we are not.
- We? - Come on, Marnie, be realistic.
What?
Well, you know, Molly? Take a trip Family to Branson on
- 31 and I think I should come and you. - I do not think ...
- I think it's a good idea. - Yes, you should come.
- I'll get tickets. - Branson is small.
- Branson is a great place! - Shut up, Ron!
- Can we go? - Yes, it is your decision.
- Okay, I'll see what I can do. - Relax.
Molly, I think you should know something. Kirk and I were lovers.
If you have enough together, 'll get it.
- Thank you, Dylan. - It's mine, for earrings.
- Kirk, looks great. - Thank you and you ... Thank you.
- It was great to meet you! - And for me.
You are special, God!
Branson. Think about it.
Okay?
- It's great. Later, piratule. - Yes. Goodbye, piratule.
Come on Molly, you are a guest. You should not do that.
- I do not mind. - Are you ready? You and me down.
Dylan, we are not children. I really need to do this?
Mom?
Kirk, go play with your brother. We want to be alone.
You promised me, So come on, you coward!
- See below. - Damn!
Come on, let go! Come!
- That was lucky! - I saw it, but he stopped her.
Come on, Dylan!
- Now that you have a strong good babe? - No. Maybe I just luck.
You're not better than me. View all These trophies have my name.
First, first. M. V. P.!
I do not think I'm better than you. I never said that, and yes.
- Molly looks a little better than me. - Putin? Are you kidding me?
I think we all agree Debbie's that damn good.
Thank you, honey.
And that babe of yours, a make it look like a pig.
- You're an idiot, Dylan! - See? Always talking nonsense.
- I want to have a baby! - Boy, is equality.
In hockey there is equality. In life there is no equality.
Last shot, winner takes all.
Come on, Kirk, you were doing. There's nothing better.
Come on, Dylan! Defend it! You are my champion, baby!
- Kirk is a skinny loser! - Oh, Debbie!
Want to do this? Let's do it.
- Bravo! - Damn!
Dylan!
The floor is slippery! These shoes are the shit!
- Hey, sportsmanship. - Fuck you!
- Pause. - You must watch that you are idiots.
God!
- Bring some wine. - Okay.
- This place is great. - Thank you.
It reminds me of home, except that ...
Mine is a dump of pigs, but this ...
How long ... ? God, What the hell is this?
That's Captain Pickles. We care it when my parents are on holiday.
- What? Fucking a dog or a horse? - Sit down!
- Me or the dog? - You.
He does not like people standing. Feels threatened.
- Getting a little bit ... agitated. - Restless?
We came in peace.
Thank you.
Cheers
- Wait, I do not want to go too fast. - Sure, no problem.
Do not get me wrong. When I trust someone, experiment
and very generous.
Yeah, too. I like to experiment
and very generous. Very, very generous.
I am a hard beloved charity.
- You can not stop a second? - No.
- Honey, are you there? - Dad?
- Oh, God! - Are you there?
- How are you? - You're back early!
I came to we take the dog.
I hope not interrupt anything.
- This is Kirk. - Charles McCleish. It's a pleasure.
- No, no ... - No?
I do not ... God! What is rude.
You must be exhausted. Please take place. Rest your feet.
- Enter the atmosphere. - Thank you.
Sweet.
- I think I have a sweater too. - Really?
So ...
No, do not do that.
No Captain, Pickles. No Captain ...
Pickles!
Kirk?
Excuse me, thank you for this wonderful evening.
Good night.
Gorgeous!
Devon, I give you $ 50 if swear once. 75, only swore once.
- I will say, I will write. - Do not be stupid!
Just say "shit". I'll give you $ 100.
Kirk, my shift starts over half an hour, but I'm excited
- So I came early. - Yes. He was so excited.
- That came earlier. - Yes. You ever happened?
You're so excited, that come earlier.
Jesus, Devon! You maligned! Thank you.
- I wanted to say, Kirky. Sorry. - Could not help it. I escaped.
- Yes, yes. - Thank you. Go to hell.
- Hey, guys. - Damn!
- Kirk, can we talk a minute? In private. - There are no secrets here, Marnie.
Well ... I think I made a mistake and
see a change in you and I do so ...
To be together again. Even trying.
- Sounds interesting! No, not really. - But you broke up with Molly.
I forced.
Jesus, Devon. Look, Marnie, I went on what you said ...
And I came here because another girl is interested in me.
It's not that. Look, Kirk, are very Worried about your relationship.
Sounds like a bitch, so I say if you want to be together,
How begged before, are willing to consider separation from Ron.
- What? Are you still with Ron? - Pirate?
Yes.
Unlikely to remain single because Kirk knows what's good for him.
Look Kirky, deep inside you know it will not work between you and Molly.
And I can not bear to see you hurt. If that makes me seem that you want evil,
then so be it.
Embarrassing!
Jesus!
Hey, come and pants?
Can you tell your friends.
Devon, why would you say that I broke up with Molly?
- Because I thought you did. - No. We are in an unfortunate situation.
- Unhappy? - Yes, difficult, complicated.
- How many times have you called her? - Five times.
- And how many times have you called really? - For 17.
- It's ready, man. Love story. - What?
That is called. Romance.
You were with Molly contrary forces of nature.
- It's over, man. - No, not finished.
And frankly, I'm pretty tired of you all pretend to know what I go through.
None of you knows passing through now.
- Tina Jordan knows. - Who the hell is Tina Jordan?
Molly was mine.
- You never talk to her. - I wanted to wear my misfortune.
It was perfect.
Perfect ... freckled shoulders. In any case ...
After two months ready, left me.
As shown was 10. 10-plus.
And I was 6, maybe a 7. No way I could cover the difference.
Speaking broadly, I was depressed for months.
That was? You said you were sick.
- Yes, diseased heart. - Lord, how is your vagina?
- Shut up, Jack! - Dude, forget Stainer.
- You can recover ... - Why not look into his eyes Kirk
I mean I think you really that will go with Molly?
All right.
Kirky, I sincerely believe that ...
I guess anything is possible.
- Everything is possible? - Come on! There are a million examples
guys like Kirky which married women were beautiful.
- Like what? - Lyle Lovett and Julia Roberts.
Richard Seymour and Heather Locklear, Denise Richards was then.
All are artists. Normal rules not apply to those people.
Kirk, once recorded an album
and earned a platinum disc, you can Everyone sleeps with you.
Okay, okay. King Kong and Naomi Watts.
Never consumed. Entirely platonic.
- Stephen Hawking and his assistant. - He's a master of space-time.
- Knows about black holes and other nonsense. - How about French President and
- The girl who was with Mick Jagger? - Knows about wine and has a French accent.
And kiss like a motherfucker.
- Wait a minute! Beast. - Who?
Beast from "Beauty and the Beast" Love beautiful beast wanted,
and was not rich or artist despite his incredible voice.
This is a cartoon. And yes, it is a case per million.
You only need one. You talk about relationships, but the truth is ...
I'm only married among us.
Yes. And I'm done rub I was just a girl.
Because he was right girl, That's why I married her.
So Kirky, let me tell you something. If Molly is the right girl,
is all that matters. Get up, get up and go at it.
You go and tell ... "I am Kirk Kettner, and here, in your face,
even here, here I am. "
Something like that.
Beautiful.
- Perfect. - Thank you.
I was in group discussions. I do not know if you remember.
Here it is.
I had to go there proud and say "Hey, I came in my pants."
- That's what you gotta do. - I know that I'm not too good at it.
- But it can not be good advice. - Yes. I will not.
- There's nothing to be ashamed of. - After I make a compliment, right?
- Trust. - Costs me nothing.
Damn, Molly! Six o'clock.
- Hey Molly. - Good.
- Did you get my messages? - Yes, I received Kirk.
What the hell happened last night, Kirk?
You acted as a Captain Pickles strange
and no you up from the sofa
to shake hands with my father.
I just told you, it's old-fashioned.
- I know, I'm sorry. - I spent all day with your family
and you can not spend 30 seconds mine. That's a question mark.
- There is a question mark, Molly. - Kirk, I can not do that here.
- Work. - Okay. Sorry.
I ejaculated in my pants.
We overheat and ...
Not every day we have a girl so hot ...
Over me and I was excited hard and before you know that
your parents were room, sitting there with
an oyster giant pants ...
All right. Sorry.
I'm sorry.
At least it is honest.
- Thanks for the advice. - It was horrible. Enjoy the show ...
- No normal guy would invent it. - Is not it?
- You should go talk to him. - Yes.
Wait a second. And ... behold.
Look, laugh.
Is to ... kiss!
Yes!
- You're like Yoda. - Yes, I know.
Sex-Yoda.
- The Force is strong in you, Jack. - We must trust in the system.
- It went well. - Sort of.
- It's amazing, is not it? - Kirk, right?
- Hey, Cam. - Nice to see you again, sir.
- Listen, Kirk, we talk a minute? - Yes, I think so.
Look, Kirk, I know boys like you have a
honest relationship with their girlfriends.
Right?
- Boys like me? - Do not get me wrong.
I have no problem with your lifestyle.
What are two or more adult males
in their privacy, not interested.
I do not know what Molly told me,
but if you said something bad, that's right
- Maybe I deserve. - Cam, I ...
God is my witness, and a recap.
- Great. - I can count on you
- To put in a good word for me? - Any help ...
- You're my man, Kirk. - Thank you. Sure.
- Feel tolerance? - Man, gay smell good.
- It's fantastic! Does anyone have a camera? - Stainer ...
- What? - It's not ..
Yes, I think it is.
By the way, Kirk. Can more than these guys.
That's nice, but the other two ... You got your pride, partner.
- Honestly, I could have sex with that guy. - Yes, I do.
- What is your sister? - Face 21 week tomorrow.
Still has no direction.
Comes for dinner and I to give advice but
I do not know what to tell him.
There's nothing to tell. Is 20, no 30. And it's not like you.
When I was 20 I knew nothing clearly. Look at me now.
Are security guard, I live my dream.
You're right, maybe I are too hard on her.
I'm sorry, but coming to dinner?
21 years makes! We must a party.
That's what you do. Organize parties.
I can not believe that there I thought about it.
It is a very good idea.
Kirk, you had 10 meetings and have not initialed up?
What problem? Listen to me, Molly things, going well.
You must recover after your little accident.
- I have to get back in the ring. - Frankly, I'm terrified. The idea that I
to be naked in front of her ...
- And she still empty. - Why are you so terrified?
- Because you have made preparations, right? - Yes, I think I like it.
- Just like you. - Thank you.
Cute.
But I do not talk about it. A girl like Molly, gorgeous.
- From head to toe, right? - What do you mean?
Talk about it. Okay? Talk about it.
- And talk about it. - Guys! It's okay.
Because it is clean, organized ... Honestly, looks like a little Japanese.
Whatever you do Devon, not look directly.
It can not fail. It's like a child. Taupe. Seems to say ... "Hey, put mouth here".
- He ... just been moved. - It's just an opinion. I wanted to help.
- I have to go to ground. - Kirky, get ready. Did you hear?
Well ...
Here I am.
Kirky! Should use a warm towel.
As the old barber salons.
- Helps hair. - I do not like it.
Kirk, if you want to abandon the mission, it's great.
I can quit right now.
I shaved a third of balls. You look like hell if I stop now.
A laugh first one and then the other, or both at once, from top to bottom?
- Shut up! - You shut up.
- Really, you like the girl laughs. - I can not. My daughter has two
testicles hanging from it. If you have, I had grown a thick beard.
Kirk ... Kirk?
- Need a hand? - Oh, damn!
- This thing is not gay? - I do not think anything gay
the fact that leave a straight shave your marriage
testicles, I think it makes the more macho of how many there are.
- Is there some logic to it. - Thank you. Want to pick up a little?
Voila!
Take a look. What do you think?
Devon ... looks enormous.
Well, applause once again for Adult Educations!
Can we sing other songs favorites, maybe other artists ...
No? Only more wishes ... To thank Patty and Molly
to organize the best parties
to which I was invited. For Patty and Molly!
Now for wonderful holidays, Katie McCleish, you turned 21 years
What else can I say? Live your life.
Happy Birthday, Katie!
Enjoy the party!
- Reduce bit rate. - Will jump up on you, huh?
I do not know, maybe.
It's time to dance with me.
Hello, Devon. I'm Wendy, remember?
No, no. I think this is the first time we meet.
- She is my wife, Karen. - Hi, Karen.
- I Wendey. Excited. - Nice.
Okay, I'm leaving.
What?
Look, my parents. Let's go greet them.
Hi! Dad.
- Do you remember Kirk? - Yes. How did I forget?
- Oh, this time ... ? - Ah ...
Mr. and Mrs. McCleish, I'm really sorry
for the last time when we met ...
- I made the best impression. - No, certainly not.
- I promise that I will fix that. - I heard that party was your idea.
- No, Molly did everything. - What are you doing, son?
- It's a long story ... - Kirk working in aviation.
Another pilot?
Molly likes boys in height. Just like her mother.
I flew helicopters in Vietnam, evacuation of Saigon ...
He insisted that Molly to take flying lessons.
Oohh!
- Here is a pilot! - How you doing, asshole?
- Nice to see you. - I am happy to see you.
- Camie, no I thought you'd be here. - Kidding, Garry and Lucille invited me.
- What a pleasant surprise! - Target in sight!
- Hey, Cam. How's it going? - Did you see Katie?
- Let's go to Katie. - Yes, see you there.
I'm glad I saw you, sir.
See you there.
Bother you?
Molly told me about you two
And I feel like an idiot.
Do not worry, man. And I thought you were gay.
- It was a joke ... - You're funny.
- Thank you. - Take care of it. It's special.
- Yes, it's perfect. - Do not say it. Does not like.
- Besides, just not perfect. - What do you mean?
All right, listen,
do not let it scare you. The first time I saw ... defect,
I was upset, but you can not, who knows? Still ...
Do not worry. You will get used to, right?
Good luck!
No, no, wait. This is very important.
- What is it? - I can not tell you, man.
You have to figure out yourself.
I left.
Interesting.
- It's your turn. - Yes.
Damn! I have not been Hall lately.
It's okay.
God!
- Interesting! - What, what? Nothing, nothing.
What is it?
It's been a while since I've never experienced sex.
Kirk, please. Balls are your shave.
I know. It's a new thing that we test.
It's a bad idea. I feel like I was 11 years old.
How about if I show you something would you cheer?
- It would be incredible. - Okay.
- Promise me you will not laugh. - I promise.
All right.
What to watch?
- That's it? That's the big your fault? - The fingers are glued defect?
Of course not! I expect some swelling pulsating
or lobster claws, a small penis ... I do not know ...
The only downside is that you can not wear flip-flops!?
- Who told you that I have a defect? Cam? - Yes. And I can tell you,
that's the only thing that separates to perfection.
You think you are perfect? So that you hoped be something wrong with me.
- Because you can be with me. - Look at the evidence, Molly.
Not attractive, not in form, are uncoordinated, I was
Europe never, I graduated college, drive a Neon ...
- I like your neon. - Come on, Molly. Look at me. Are 5.
This ... is May 1, maximum 5. You can not jump more than two points.
It's a love story Everyone knows that.
Even if you have been 9 and I were
- In a band, but you're a 10 with addition. - What are you talking about?
You never know how good you are?
Perhaps you think that everyone
Free stuff gets everywhere go and everyone is happy,
Agree with others and all friends and former boyfriends are good,
but I am sorry to say that there is the same for the rest of us.
Well, Kirk. Clearly you have problems major self-esteem.
You've lied to my parents about, right in front of me.
- No, I did not. - Kirk's aviation?
It's like being told that guy Clean circus elephant shit,
is in show business. No, it's just kind of elephant shit.
This is me. I will never be pilot I'm happy with that.
And I'm okay with that. It was all good, until now 3 minutes.
- I'm glad you're all right with me. - Kirk, you're right. Maybe you're 5.
And you know what? You have self-esteem. At least a point.
Every time someone enters the room, compare yourself to him, minus one.
You're a talented but do not know to use it, minus one.
How did we get? Oh, yes! We expect to have a defect
that you could compensate decreases all that remained.
Out of here. Fingers stuck! Are you kidding me?
- Kirk! - Do me a favor.
- Greetings from the Air Force. - Is my ex-boyfriend, Kirk ...
- You know why we broke up? - Why? You could not decide which
one of you is better?
No, because they behaved exactly like you now. Could not cope.
They think are perfect, I went on a pedestal
from which I could descend. And you know what?
I was wrong. After that I said
- I will not be with guys like that. - Guys like that? Then what?
- I'll be with guys like me? - What you want to hear?
- That I came to you because I thought you sure? - Yes, please, continue.
Because I think a guy looks like you can hurt me?
It's what you want to hear, Kirk? Are you happy now?
Yeah, I'm ecstatic.
Kirk!
- "Because your kiss is on my lips" - No, it's "Museum."
- No, it's "lips". - E "muses."
Muses are most good things in life.
Hey, Kirk! Where were you?
Keep it, tune it.
Damn! So are the all Branson Bound.
Yes. Marnie was his idea.
- Come on, Kirky. Let's go. - See you later. In 1000
Relax. Flight to Branson is over 45 minutes. 1,001
- We could see the terminal. - Okay. 1,002
So you're back to Marnie? 1,003
- Hello, friends. - Preach it, idiot. 1,004
No liquids allowed over 50 ml. 1,005
Whatever you say. 1,006
Hey, piratule. I borrow 20 bucks? I want to buy a neck pillow that. 1,007
Yeah, sure. Here you go. 1,008
- Are you kidding? - It may seem strange, but we ... 1,009
- We have a lot in common. - Damn! 1,010
I'm sorry. You have nothing together with any 1,011
these people. Look to me. Are you okay? 1,012
You think you really want to be Branson Bound? I do not. 1,013
Always told me I was not good enough, you were right. 1,014
So, that's life mine. I gotta go. 1,015
I'm waiting, Marnie. 1,016
- See you, guys. - Later, Kirky. 1,017
What? 1,018
What? 1,019
Damn! Tina Jordan. 1,020
You. 1,021
- Hey, amico. - Good Wendel. 1,022
Tina, I want to know now why I went our relationship. 1,023
- I have clients. - It's important. 1,024
I was good with you, right? I was sensitive when I made flu 1,025
I went all weekend. Remember massages? 1,026
Remember my hands back? So? 1,027
Remember how we care that baby bird? 1,028
- Little Tim? He died. - God! Tammy, you can replace me? 1,029
Yeah, sure. 1,030
Thank you, Tammy. 1,031
I love you, just that I'm 10 and you're a 6 ... 1,032
Of 7. 1,033
Okay, but every time you came to see if I was going to leave you. 1,034
Yes, but I have left. Why not admit that I was 1,035
good enough for you? 1,036
Wendel,'re good enough for me. 1,037
- You were not good enough for you. - Damn! 1,038
When I return, I want a serving of fries. 1,039
Bad luck, bro. I told you. 1,040
- You could ... ? - Can I help? 1,041
- Security, Let me ... - You have authority in this plane. 1,042
Attention everyone. Guard apologizes, but this guy has done in his pants, 1,043
and is very embarrassed, so that going to take him to the ground. Come on, sir. 1,044
Come with me. 1,045
- What are you doing? - Listen, I was wrong 1,046
In connection with Molly ... must repaired. Guard, thank you! 1,047
Believe it or not, but this has nothing to do with you. 1,048
- Sir please to leave the plane immediately. - You'll ask me to forsake my 1,049
personal space immediately. Go to hell! Sorry, it's yours. 1,050
You will be arrested by national security. Will be sent to Guantanamo. 1,051
Yes, I love Cuba. I love mojitos. 1,052
You do not want to go to Branson with these idiots! 1,053
- Made us stupid? - Look at it. She's pregnant ... 1,054
- This guy has hair on his forehead. - Honey, remember the child. 1,055
- Yes, do it for your child. - Do not be a hero! 1,056
- How in hell. - The person with the belt! 1,057
Are my family now are Marnie. 1,058
- Marnie is a bitch, with all due respect. - Kirk, hit him! Even say anything. 1,059
Come on, let's go. I was right in respect of Molly. Is 10, with addition. 1,060
But I was wrong about you. You're also 10. 1,061
So do not settle for a 3. 1,062
- 2. - Could be a 2. 1,063
- Come on, buddy, let's go. - You're the best guy I know. 1,064
Do not let her have a break. You're 10! Listen to me You're 10! 1,065
Kirk, you did not do it! Do not go, do not go! 1,066
- All right, go. 1,067
Damn! 1,068
- Hello? - Hi, Patty. 1,069
Who is? 1,070
- Are Stainer. Not close. - How the hell you my number? 1,071
- Working on guard. As I said. - No, no, no! Do not go away. 1,072
Better not ask me to meet confused because of my hatred for you 1,073
with a kind of flirting, because I thought I've been very clear ... 1,074
No, no, you were very clear. Because I hate you. 1,075
- Oh, well. - Okay. 1,076
What was it ... Kirk's plane with another girl, I tried to get him down 1,077
- But I was out of the plane. - Your Gafa, not my problem. 1,078
No, we both goofed. I told them that they could not be together 1,079
and they believed it. Now Unfortunately, I need your help. 1,080
Come on, Patty! For God! Do not abandon me! 1,081
- Okay, see what I can do. - Thank you. 1,082
Sorry. 1,083
So we will see Dave Pouliak, tomorrow night and Saturday among others ... 1,084
No. 1,085
- What? - No, no. Stainer was right. 1,086
- Stainer was right. - What are you ... Kirk! 1,087
Do not go to Branson with you. 1,088
My family and I love you, 1,089
but except mother, you all a bunch of leeches 1,090
that I can not count. 1,091
A 't find Molly and 1,092
I'll prove I'm good enough. So fuck you Debbie! 1,093
Damn you, Dylan! Fuck you, Dad! 1,094
Damn you ... man Business! Sorry. 1,095
And above all, Damn you, Marnie! 1,096
Yes, you did not deserve. Midget ugly and bad. 1,097
So to hell with you all! 1,098
Sir, you must sit. Off. 1,099
I do not know if you heard my speech, but you have to get off. 1,100
If you open the hatch, pay a fine of $ 25,000. 1,101
25,000? 1,102
What will you do? 1,103
Do you have any other seats available? 1,104
It's all busy. So sit down and buckle up. 1,105
Yes. 1,106
It will be a long flight, right, piratule? 1,107
- What's going on? What is your emergency? - Molly, how are you? 1,108
- Okay. - No. 1,109
I wonder what you really? 1,110
- You card, right? - Yes. Where are we going? 1,111
Fasten your seat belt! 1,112
- I tell someone what happens. - In 10 minutes, the plane will take off Kirk 1,113
to Branson with him and an awful girl. 1,114
- Marnie? - Yes, let's go. 1,115
- When Kirk returned to Marnie, do not go. - In fourth grade, I made pants. 1,116
Several times. Everyone started 1,117
to tell me Stainer. You know how I survived it? 1,118
- Linen plastic? - In part yes, but Kirk. 1,119
He told me to take my name, to say that my name Stainer, 1,120
so that no one can hurt me. 1,121
Where are you going? 1,122
Kirk is the best type that you I know, but it's like a spider. 1,123
He is more afraid of you only knows him. 1,124
And has long legs. Look, if you want it I had to go get it. 1,125
- Move, where is the package? - Here it is. 1,126
I could not get him out of the plane So you have to climb too. 1,127
Thanks, Stainer. 1,128
It's so exciting! 1,129
Damn! Follow me. 1,130
Excuse me! Come. 1,131
- What are you doing, Stainer? - I get on a plane. I am. 1,132
Well, if no ticket the first class to tail. 1,133
Fuller's choice. You're at a party or ... 1,134
You fight with me. But if you like, warn you ... I'll be the dark. 1,135
'll Rip your hair, bite you men, pierce your eyes 1,136
with scissors confiscated because crazy bastard! You know that! 1,137
What do you choose? 1,138
Yes! 1,139
Please check belts. We are ready for takeoff. 1,140
Branson! He's gone. 1,141
- I lost. - No. 1,142
You should not have to happen. Not so things work. 1,143
- Yes? Talk to Jack. - Stop plane. 1,144
- Dude, it's done! 1,145
This is how we do it. 1,146
Come here, sweetie. We work. 1,147
Ladies and gentlemen, we talk Captain. We have a mechanical problem. 1,148
- You will need to release air. - What does that mean? 1,149
Come on, Jack. Come! 1,150
Come on, Jack! 1,151
I do not know what's gotten into you, but I forgive you, and we will go 1,152
to Branson and have fun. 1,153
You've got a burden on the heart, and it's ok. Now it was over. 1,154
We'll pretend that did not happen. Why are you walking so fast? 1,155
Kirk! We are strong, baby! 1,156
Up here. Up here! Bastard! 1,157
- I'll catch you, Kirk! Are faster! - I'll catch you even if it's the last ... 1,158
- Kirk, where are you? - Stainer, you were right mate. 1,159
I got off the plane and go there look for Molly. 1,160
- I'm right here with Molly. - What? 1,161
We can not find. We terminal. Turn around, you fool. Come here. 1,162
Well, come to you. 1,163
God! 1,164
I think we should see our with others! 1,165
Jesus, Mary and Joseph! 1,166
- Are you okay? - Yes. 1,167
- Good. - Good. 1,168
What are you doing here? 1,169
Patty and Stainer was the idea. 1,170
I knew I had to find you ... 1,171
- Kirk, shut up. Let me speak. - Good idea. 1,172
You're not in shape. 1,173
- Yes, I know. Not that I thought you'd say. -'re Messy ... 1,174
Not college graduate. I've never been to Europe and your car 1,175
- It really sucks. - That's good. 1,176
You were right. I asked to get out 1,177
because I thought that will be safe and not 1,178
I hurt. And so, I lied to my parents 1,179
I was worried because what could believe. 1,180
I'm sorry. 1,181
I'm here to tell you that I do not care if want to be a pilot, security guard, 1,182
or clean elephant shit circus, because I miss you 1,183
and I just ... 1,184
- To be together. - Jesus. 1,185
You really need to think about? 1,186
- Shut up, Patty. - You shut up. 1,187
I do not remember which was question, but ... Yes. 1,188
Yes? 1,189
And I missed you. 1,190
It's an old saying, you know? The song is as old as rhyme. 1,191
- Do you like wearing underwear? - Stop, stop! 1,192
Seriously now. Tell me where we're going. 1,193
No. 1,194
Why do not you tell me. Not even showing me tickets. 1,195
I find anyway. 1,196
Trust me. Okay. 1,197
- You're so annoying. - Here's how explode. 1,198
Ok, that's not big enough. 1,199
What are you doing? 1,200
I took some lessons lately. 1,201
- That you planned. - Yes. 1,202
Oh, you should ask. You've made your hand luggage. 1,203
Yes. 1,204
Okay. Everything seems to be in order 1,205
Have you ever been to San Francisco. 1,206
Yes. 1,207
Okay, so we go in Cleveland 1,208
Translation BY DHRUV SHETTY 1,209
Synchronized and corrected by DHruv Shetty 1,210
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